More Comic Book Characters I'd Like To See

So, the other day I mentioned how I want to see some anti-hero comic book characters come to life - two guys by the name of FUCK YOU MAN and WHATEVER DUDE. They would be a couple of disinterested assholes running pissing on everybody's parade. Two dudes that are reflective of what Generation X has amounted out to, after all these years. Well, to compliment the sarcastic duo, they would need enemies that would balance them out: girlfriends by the names of BITCHY and FUSSY.

BITCHY and FUSSY would be two femin-nazis that both love getting dick, but hate men and the bullshit they have to endure in order to get a good lay. They wouldn't be lesbians or bi-sexual, but would just always be in a foul mood because they're on the rag and need a good fucking to shut them both up. FUCK YOU MAN and WHATEVER DUDE hate having to do the deed, yet aren't smart enough to get wingmen in order to take one for the team, and are too damn cheap to buy them the ultra-deluxe dildos that will get the job done.

BITCHY and FUSSY would always ruin Friday night plans to go see movies, play video games, or go out for pizza. They would ruin weekend trips to nearby resorts, grocery shopping and trips to the local mall. Just when FUCK YOU MAN and WHATEVER DUDE are about to watch a new episode of South Park or Family Guy, they have to barge in and throw fits on account that they want attention. In short, these two are every guy's girlfriends.

I need to get around to doing some sketches and some character development. I just might have some comedy gold on my hands!

Heh.