Crop Circle-Jerk
Two more crop circles have appeared since writing yesterday's post
And I'm half-tempted to go see them!
Dammit....hotties.....who can contact to see if they want to go along with me? I haven't exactly been the ladies' man as of recent, but this is a gold mine just waiting to be taken advantage of. Better hit the bars.....
Or if push comes to shove I can just bring a copy of Seventeen Magazine and spank the monkey inside the center portion. Dutch porn wins over German porn any day of the week in my opinion.
Ugh. Getting laid in the pursuit of the unknown shouldn't be such hard work.
(Pun not intended)
And I'm half-tempted to go see them!
Dammit....hotties.....who can contact to see if they want to go along with me? I haven't exactly been the ladies' man as of recent, but this is a gold mine just waiting to be taken advantage of. Better hit the bars.....
Or if push comes to shove I can just bring a copy of Seventeen Magazine and spank the monkey inside the center portion. Dutch porn wins over German porn any day of the week in my opinion.
Ugh. Getting laid in the pursuit of the unknown shouldn't be such hard work.
(Pun not intended)
posted by Machine at 4:44 PM
1 Comments:
hit the bars, scope some german chic and promise her a euphoric experience....it might work
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