Hulk Porn
I saw the new Avengers movie tonight at the German Kino. I am fortunate enough that they play American movies in their original format, without any subtitles or voice over acting. Considering that there are so many fucking Americans here in this neck of the woods, it was a wise businessman who saw the opportunity to make a profit....build it and they will come.
Overall, I give the movie an A+. The acting was great, the script was top-notch, and the pacing of the film was just right. The actors in the film complimented one another, and 'matched' the character they were playing. Everything felt natural.
One thing I was wondering the entire time, is how the Incredible Hulk manages to break shit and smash it up without ever getting injured. He gets blasted by laser beams and 20mm gatling gun rounds from an F-35, yet brushes it off like it was nothing. And why is he always so mad? Of course they say 'gamma radiation' is what made him mean and green, but my theory is that he's angry all the time because he never gets laid.
Yep. His skin is green on account of all that radioactive jizz that's been stored up in his veins all this time. He hasn't had a good lay in...well....FOREVER, which is why he needs to get into the porn industry!
Just think about it! The Incredible Hulk would be an instant star! He could bend bitches over and just demolish them with his monster green cock, and then literally rip their heads off when it came time for the Money Shot. With all that radiation inside his body, he would be immune to herpes, chlamydia, AIDS, gonorrhea, genital warts, and all those other freaky diseases that porn stars have to worry about when on the set. He could go all in and be filmed for hours without taking a break.
Part of me thinks that other super heroes can get in on the action. For example, him and Superman could go back to back and wager who could screw more chicks...they could also team up and go against The Thing and Mr Fantastic from The Fantastic Four in attempts to break a most-chicks banged record. Then, all four of them could unite cocks and bang all of Manhattan! Wonder Woman would be the finale, where they all have a super hero orgasmic bukkake scene on her. And, they could film them doing her on the Invisible Jet, so then the damn thing can finally be found!
Aside from the Incredible Hulk taking a dump, this is someting I've wondered about from time to time as well. Maybe M-TV will pick it up for a pilot epsiode, similar to my idea for "Fuck My Daughter"?
Heh.
Overall, I give the movie an A+. The acting was great, the script was top-notch, and the pacing of the film was just right. The actors in the film complimented one another, and 'matched' the character they were playing. Everything felt natural.
One thing I was wondering the entire time, is how the Incredible Hulk manages to break shit and smash it up without ever getting injured. He gets blasted by laser beams and 20mm gatling gun rounds from an F-35, yet brushes it off like it was nothing. And why is he always so mad? Of course they say 'gamma radiation' is what made him mean and green, but my theory is that he's angry all the time because he never gets laid.
Yep. His skin is green on account of all that radioactive jizz that's been stored up in his veins all this time. He hasn't had a good lay in...well....FOREVER, which is why he needs to get into the porn industry!
Just think about it! The Incredible Hulk would be an instant star! He could bend bitches over and just demolish them with his monster green cock, and then literally rip their heads off when it came time for the Money Shot. With all that radiation inside his body, he would be immune to herpes, chlamydia, AIDS, gonorrhea, genital warts, and all those other freaky diseases that porn stars have to worry about when on the set. He could go all in and be filmed for hours without taking a break.
Part of me thinks that other super heroes can get in on the action. For example, him and Superman could go back to back and wager who could screw more chicks...they could also team up and go against The Thing and Mr Fantastic from The Fantastic Four in attempts to break a most-chicks banged record. Then, all four of them could unite cocks and bang all of Manhattan! Wonder Woman would be the finale, where they all have a super hero orgasmic bukkake scene on her. And, they could film them doing her on the Invisible Jet, so then the damn thing can finally be found!
Aside from the Incredible Hulk taking a dump, this is someting I've wondered about from time to time as well. Maybe M-TV will pick it up for a pilot epsiode, similar to my idea for "Fuck My Daughter"?
Heh.
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