Two things that piss me off

Two things that piss me off, and I mean hella piss me off are people eating with their mouths open, and people whistling. I don't care if it's soup, ramen noodles, salad, a bowl of cereal, a steak dinner or chewing gum. I don't care if it's a fave tune, a commercial, the theme song to a TV show, or something made up on the spot. People who do this shit get on my last fucking nerve, and deserve public ridicule.

Please, people, have some fucking manners. I know you don't know any better at this point in society, since so many people were raised by fuck-tard parents who had no business of procreating in the first place, so I will inform you right now. EATING WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN AND WHISTLING IS CONSIDERED RUDE. Now, how many of you Social Justice Cry-babies will get offended by my comment? Demand a safe space because of my words? Boo fucking hoo. No safe space here.

I like people more the less I am around them. I prefer to deal with people on my terms, not theirs. It makes for a much nicer Machine that way.

Heh.