Much Thanks

Hey assholes - much thanks for signing on to this blog - because of some bullshit Air Force policies that are coming down, I've had to take the high road with this blog, out of fear of reprimand - you'd be surprised how two certain government agencies check this blog on a frequent basis, naturally putting me on guard. WHY they've been checking my shit? I dunno - unless it's a matter of national security to track stories of shit demons and how pathetic my sex life is, I'd like to think they have more important things to do like chase these asshole terrorists who are running around and wreaking havoc. But enough of that. I can say with complete confidence that the Black Rusted Van is back, firing on all four cylinders once again. Your intelligence will be insulted on a daily basis, but yet you still read this despite knowing better. Anycase, tonight I have a dinner date with this little hottie I know - she's been warming up to me for quite some time now too - she's 21 years old and from what I gather, is into older dudes who listen to Death Metal and video games. While I've kept my nerd quotient low, I figure that tonight's the night we'll see where things go - I'm either gonna be banging her 9 ways from Sunday soon, or grabbing the old sock and spanking it to German porn once again. Que sera sera. She doesn't know about this blog either so it's all the more fun! I'll keep you retards posted. Heh.