Still Alive

I saw that damn cat that I ran over the other week.

The goddamned thing was just walking around like nothing happened. Bastard.

And there was another steaming cat turd pile on my front doorstep yesterday morning.

The fucker.

So all you goddamned animal rights activists can go fuck yourselves if you think that pets are undeserving of punishment when they do something wrong. Like the youth of our nation, they get away with far more than your pussy bleeding hearts will ever realize.

And speaking of pussy, I need to go fuck some of the two legged kind. Celibacy makes the Machine one mean motherfucker, on top of everything else going on.

Any sluts out there wanna take one for the team?

Heh.