Beck
I'm sitting here listening to the new Beck CD, Guero.
I know, it's a change from my usual Slayer influenced rantings. But even I need a break every once in a while from the doom and gloom of Norwegian Death Metal bands like Dimmu Borgir and what not.
Beck's new CD sounds like a throw back to his earlier stuff, and that's good. If you heard his last CD entitled Sea Changes, you'd think he was ready to take a razor blade to his wrist or something. He had broken up with his girlfriend when he had written that album and he punished his listeners as a result. I know that musicians are people like everyone else in the sense they have emotions, but dude! Please! Save that shit for your own private stash, and not for the masses. Frankly I don't wanna hear someone's bullshit for 65 minutes. Quit bringing us down with your whiny failed relationship.
But this new CD he has reminds me of the soundtracks to those awful 70's porno flicks. The song Girl sounds like he's playing an Atari 2600 in the beginning before the song takes off, and Rental Car sounds like it may have been lifted from the Debbie Does Dallas or Devil in Miss Jones era. On top of that, there's the whole Messican theme to it, which screams even more cheesey porn backdrop. Like Tijuana Donkey Show backdrop or the infamous scene where Cheech Marin delivers the "pussy soliloquy" in the film From Dusk 'til Dawn.
Que Onda.
All in all it's a good album. The next chick I nail I want to play this music instead of Cradle of Filth or Cattle Mutilation, all the while screaming obscenities in Spanish.
And wear a Messican Wrestler's mask while I'm giving her the Dirty Sanchez.
I know, it's a change from my usual Slayer influenced rantings. But even I need a break every once in a while from the doom and gloom of Norwegian Death Metal bands like Dimmu Borgir and what not.
Beck's new CD sounds like a throw back to his earlier stuff, and that's good. If you heard his last CD entitled Sea Changes, you'd think he was ready to take a razor blade to his wrist or something. He had broken up with his girlfriend when he had written that album and he punished his listeners as a result. I know that musicians are people like everyone else in the sense they have emotions, but dude! Please! Save that shit for your own private stash, and not for the masses. Frankly I don't wanna hear someone's bullshit for 65 minutes. Quit bringing us down with your whiny failed relationship.
But this new CD he has reminds me of the soundtracks to those awful 70's porno flicks. The song Girl sounds like he's playing an Atari 2600 in the beginning before the song takes off, and Rental Car sounds like it may have been lifted from the Debbie Does Dallas or Devil in Miss Jones era. On top of that, there's the whole Messican theme to it, which screams even more cheesey porn backdrop. Like Tijuana Donkey Show backdrop or the infamous scene where Cheech Marin delivers the "pussy soliloquy" in the film From Dusk 'til Dawn.
Que Onda.
All in all it's a good album. The next chick I nail I want to play this music instead of Cradle of Filth or Cattle Mutilation, all the while screaming obscenities in Spanish.
And wear a Messican Wrestler's mask while I'm giving her the Dirty Sanchez.
posted by Machine at 10:27 AM
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