Korean Porn Sucks
Jeezus Fucking Christ.
I thought Japanese porn was horrible because they digitize (read:block out) anything below the waist area, yet you can still tell if the girl is giving the dude a beej or not, and there's ALWAYS a money shot at the end.
Not with Korean Porn.
With Korean Porn, the actors look like they're not even doing it, and anything below the waistline gets a giant DOT blocking out the entire nether region, with absolutely NOTHING for the mind to play with. Not only that, but there is NEVER a money shot at the end. WTF is this shit?
The reason why I comment about this is because the hotel I am staying at has a porn channel you can tune in and watch. Come to think of it, the girls aren't all that good looking either, and usually I like 'em slutty and trashy. The sluttier and trashier the better, but these girls are just plain UGLY looking, no matter how you cut 'em.
Goddammit I need some good old American porn - HARDCORE. I'll have to wait another week before I hit the States and can go chill out at F Street Books in downtown San Diego. It's the ultimate in porn shops - classy enough to attract all walks of life but still seedy enough to take dollars for the viewing booths. Since my folks are the fucked-up 1950's Leave it to Beaver types, I have to play it just right. Getting some ass has proved challenging in the past as well, which is why I keep the numbers of nearby hotels handy just in case. Fuck if I'm going to drag a chick home and have to deal with their shit.
I thought Japanese porn was horrible because they digitize (read:block out) anything below the waist area, yet you can still tell if the girl is giving the dude a beej or not, and there's ALWAYS a money shot at the end.
Not with Korean Porn.
With Korean Porn, the actors look like they're not even doing it, and anything below the waistline gets a giant DOT blocking out the entire nether region, with absolutely NOTHING for the mind to play with. Not only that, but there is NEVER a money shot at the end. WTF is this shit?
The reason why I comment about this is because the hotel I am staying at has a porn channel you can tune in and watch. Come to think of it, the girls aren't all that good looking either, and usually I like 'em slutty and trashy. The sluttier and trashier the better, but these girls are just plain UGLY looking, no matter how you cut 'em.
Goddammit I need some good old American porn - HARDCORE. I'll have to wait another week before I hit the States and can go chill out at F Street Books in downtown San Diego. It's the ultimate in porn shops - classy enough to attract all walks of life but still seedy enough to take dollars for the viewing booths. Since my folks are the fucked-up 1950's Leave it to Beaver types, I have to play it just right. Getting some ass has proved challenging in the past as well, which is why I keep the numbers of nearby hotels handy just in case. Fuck if I'm going to drag a chick home and have to deal with their shit.
posted by Machine at 9:47 AM
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