Like a Baby Carriage full of Porn

Okay.

In the words of the infamous Buzz Burbank from the Don & Mike Radio Show - "Like a Baby Carriage full of Porn" - I can't believe the Germans are this depraved. I mean holy shit - this is low even for me - sticking a goddamned sex shop next to a kid store.


Just. Plain. Wrong.


Eh. Oh well. At least if I ever have any kids I'll know where to go clothes shopping for elementary school as well as for junior high and high school. My kid will be a freak in the 8th grade. Not only will he get a sandwich in his lunch bag but also a choker and furry handcuffs.

A Mini-Machine.


Jeezus Fucking Christ, people.


Fuck me running.