King Kong

I saw that stupid movie King Kong tonight.

Fuck Peter Jackson for making such a stupid film.

Jack Black rocked (as always) and saved the movie from being an otherwise waste of time and effort.

And the whole thing with Skull Island was giving me H.P. Lovecraft flashbacks at first, which was way fucking cool too.

But then the movie sucked when the dumb blonde starts doing monkeyshines with King Kong. The giant ape shoulda smashed her with his fist or flung her like poo or something. The final insult was when she started to develop feelings for the fucking creature.

Total gayness.

I suppose the headhunters were cool. They reminded me of some fucking Juvats or some shit. Whatever. But even then the ship crew shoulda executed those fuckers Bosnian style for killing their people and stealing their woman. God bless the Chicago typewriter.

If you've seen the original 1930's movie or the 1977 remake, save your money and don't waste it on this waste of film. Peter Jackson rocked with the Lord of the Rings trilogy but stuck a giant banana up his ass on this one.

I was hoping he would've at least had Mario from Donkey Kong make a cameo appearance or something. No dice.