To do list

What it would be like to bang a chick with a hairlip? Or a midget for that matter? Or perhaps some other freak of nature?

Granted I've been around the block a few times with women of all different shapes and sizes - tall chicks, short chicks, gorgeous chicks, ugly chicks, skinny chicks, fat chicks and chicks of just about every ethnic background. I'm still looking to bang an Indian/Pakistani chick on the list as well as an Arab if given the chance. Maybe I should try New York City as much as that place disgusts me.

So, here's the list. I'm all out for new horizons and what not. Chances are this shit will never happen since I've been sprayed with more fuck-repellent than the Elephant Man himself, so take it with a grain of salt:

A chick with a hairlip.

A midget chick.

A blind chick.

A deaf chick. Done. Twice even.

An amputee chick.

A wheel-chair chick.

A Siamese Twin chick.

A regular Twin chick.

A hairy chick.

A goth chick.

A burnt-out porn star/titty dancer chick.

A lazy-eyed freak chick.

A freaky-deaky Dutch chick.

A dyke chick.

A dork chick.

I know what you're thinking - NO - no chicks with dicks! You sick fuck.

A washed-up rock star chick. (Hello, are The Donnas available?)

A.....

Aw fuck it. This shit's retarded and once again I prove how nothing is sacred on the Short Bus.

Eh. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

And finally, a chick with no sense of humor.


HA!