The Ladies Man

Dude. What can I say? DORK is a total fucking lady-killer. And I mean the shit too. Ever since I've been working with him in January I've seen him in action and the guy has a gift or some kinda talent where it just comes natural to him. I mean I've seen hot bitches from all walks of life, complete strangers included, just fucking drop trow and leave snail tracks all over the pavement when talking with him. And what fucking kills me is that he's not trying to get down their panties or anything! He's JUST TALKING to them like a NORMAL PERSON. Today we were at the gym where we're cranking out the sets. The cool thing is that since Dork and I have been working out, I've noticed a dramatic overall increase in my strength in just a relatively short time. The dude really motivates me to fucking push myself, as he's seriously fucking stacked. We're talking AK-47s for "guns" here. Anycase this hottie Russian chick comes up to him - she's a fitness instructor - and asks if her student can work inbetween the sets we're doing - her student is this old beat-up looking beast who has seen better days, and this Russian hottie is a strawberry blonde with blue eyes and is perhaps 90 pounds max weight. She's got curves in all the right places and is sweet as pie. She warms up to Dork, all the while ignoring me and when we're done with the set, let them use the machine, to which she says goodbye to him. Since he's married he's not even trying to score any trim but goddammit if a freak like me tries to sweet talk her she'll look at me like I'm diseased or something. When I was younger shit like this really bothered me. It fucked with my self-esteem a whole helluvalot. Not so much now as it used to, however I have come to learn that when a chick brushes you off, she's really doing you a favor in disguise. In the long run if you hook up with her, she's going to make your life a living Hell with all the bitching and fussing and arguing over stupid shit and in the end she's going to divorce your ass, take the kids and practically everything you own. The way I see it yeah it sucks at times when you want some pussy and you ain't getting none, but it also sucks when you want some pussy and the dumb bitch just won't put out and she's right next to yah. At least this way I can save my money and spend it on the only person who truly matters in life (ME) and that way won't ever be disappointed in what I got or have to get anything in return. I suppose the huge difference between me and Dork is that he's not bitter and spiteful the way I am. Listen all you bitches out there who hate men because they hate women - you get what you and other women have given. You are the pig farmers and have only yourselves to blame when you start calling us pigs for thinking with our dicks. Decent guys like me try to win you over but you go for the asshole instead, reinforcing that kinda behavior and setting the standard for all men. Well if that's what you want then that's what you'll get - from me from now own. You had your chance but you blew it. I'm better off being evil in the long run anyways. So from now on, I should give Dork a different name. Dork the Lady Killer? Lady Killer? LK? I dunno about this but if he ever wanted to make amateur porn he could do it like those websites like Public Invasion.com where the dude goes around with a video camera and pays women on the street to fuck him. Come to think of it that's not a bad idea - although if I were to do that I wouldn't be able to support my video game habit as well. Goddammit.