Mr Sirius

SIRIUS RADIO is by far the best fucking invention to enter our lives yet. My drive up to FART WORTH couldn't have been more painstaking than had I driven blindfolded on the Autobahn during heavy rain. I had to continually watch out for fuck-wits and jack-asses talking on their cell phones, or weaving in and out of traffic without checking their blind spots or using blinkers for that matter. Having Sirius radio in my car was by far the best thing to break the tedium of the 5+ hour drive. The FCC can go fuck itself for all I care - commercial radio programming sucks royal donkey dong.

I kept the radio switching between 80's alternative music, death metal, and a punk/porn star interview radio where everything was discussed in full detail. Every "F" word, every sexually graphic innuendo that neither Adam Carolla nor Dr Drew could ever discuss on LoveLine when it was on the air was shouted loudly and proudly from the rooftops. No wonder Howard Stern made the switch too. If only they had something like Sirius or XM radio in Europe or Japan I'd be set.

Fart Worth is still a lifeless city as is San Antonio in my opinion. I just look at the place and see how it's been opressed by this Ultra-Conservative mentality, yet a New York Jew by the name of KINKY FRIEDMAN is trying to run for Texas State Governor. Perhaps a nice gesture but I am convinced most Texans still aren't ready for something like that, and most likely never will.

I must confess being here in Tex-ass makes me appreciate Germany all that much more.....Deutschland sind alles.