Monday, June 20, 2005

"It's tighter than a WHAT?"



We caught this frog during Brookie's birthday the other week.

In my drunken haze, I remembered hearing something about getting a contact high from licking toads and wondered if the same could be done with frogs, only nobody would let me experiment. Something about they didn't know where I had been and didn't want to put the frog's health in jeopardy.

Fucking animal rights activists.

posted by Machine at 10:55 AM

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