Goodbye Japan
I really hate leaving Japan. This country is so kick-ass it really sucks having to go back to the States knowing I will never return here.
I went out last night and went to the opening of Star Wars Episode III here in Tokyo. The theater was packed but none of the fucking Star Wars nerds were out in full regalia. I like the fact the Jedi get their asses kicked. Fuck you, all you goddamned fan-boys! Afterwards I had some Yakisoba and watched Japanese porn in my hotel. It's not as good as good old American porn but like I was making fun of the Korean porn, the chicks are hotter and you see what's going on. The funniest fucking thing I saw last night was a lesbian 3-way. Too humorous.
So now I am sitting at Narita International just waiting to catch my flight. It's going to be a goddamned 10 hour flight to LAX but not as brutal as flying there straight from Seoul - that's 13 hours and fuck if I'm going to be stuck in a confined area for that long with a bunch of foul-smelling kimchi eating people. Fuck that. I just hope I don't get stuck next to any screaming kids or annoying old people today - I had some old annoying woman sit behind me on the train ride up and wanted to slap her Kamikaze-style she just wouldn't shut the fuck up. Thankfully she got off the train on the next stop with her husband. Her tits were dragging the floor.
Perhaps I will be able to return to Japan in the future, but let's see how Germany and the rest of Europe fair before I decide to pull chocks and head back to this side of the planet. PACAF in general is no longer fun, as I've mentioned previously and I'm not about to return to being treated like a red-headed stepchild if I don't have to. I'm getting too old for that shit.
So, see yah guys once I get to the other side of the pond.
I went out last night and went to the opening of Star Wars Episode III here in Tokyo. The theater was packed but none of the fucking Star Wars nerds were out in full regalia. I like the fact the Jedi get their asses kicked. Fuck you, all you goddamned fan-boys! Afterwards I had some Yakisoba and watched Japanese porn in my hotel. It's not as good as good old American porn but like I was making fun of the Korean porn, the chicks are hotter and you see what's going on. The funniest fucking thing I saw last night was a lesbian 3-way. Too humorous.
So now I am sitting at Narita International just waiting to catch my flight. It's going to be a goddamned 10 hour flight to LAX but not as brutal as flying there straight from Seoul - that's 13 hours and fuck if I'm going to be stuck in a confined area for that long with a bunch of foul-smelling kimchi eating people. Fuck that. I just hope I don't get stuck next to any screaming kids or annoying old people today - I had some old annoying woman sit behind me on the train ride up and wanted to slap her Kamikaze-style she just wouldn't shut the fuck up. Thankfully she got off the train on the next stop with her husband. Her tits were dragging the floor.
Perhaps I will be able to return to Japan in the future, but let's see how Germany and the rest of Europe fair before I decide to pull chocks and head back to this side of the planet. PACAF in general is no longer fun, as I've mentioned previously and I'm not about to return to being treated like a red-headed stepchild if I don't have to. I'm getting too old for that shit.
So, see yah guys once I get to the other side of the pond.
posted by Machine at 3:32 AM
7 Comments:
See you soon!
PS- my friend Megan(my pal with the list of dating requirements on her blog) wants to know if you have a motorcycle?
Everybody usually says "Get Out" but I have a better solution.....become a pain in the ass and CHANGE things for the better. It's the only way anything gets done.
And YES I have a motorcycle! Tell Megan I have a Harley-Davidson Sportster and that she needs to send naked pics of herself to me PRONTO.
That WILL NOT be happening.
Oh well. You could always use Photo Shop your face on to someone else and I would never know the difference.
Yes you would. Once you met me, you'd need the Hubble telescope to see my breasts.
So with my small winky and your small tits, we're talking "Mission Impossible" here. Nice.
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