German'd Out

I am offically German'd Out. I am so fucking tired of studying this language which just becomes all the more confusing as it is complex that I will cry tears of joy if I never have to take anothr class again. I had my final tonight and felt like complete dog shit when taking the test. I was not at all prepared as I thought I would be. Eh. Fuck it. Make the fucking krauts speak English I say. After all money talks and the Almighty Dollar speaks our language. Originally I took the class to become on better terms with my landlord and surrounding neighbors, only now I don't give two shits, and if I'm going to continue learning the language it's because I want to get down some German hotties' pants. Let's not confuse things here. No more German food, no more German culture. Just video games, porn, and booze.