Random Bullshit

So I am kinda tapped tonight for ideas to write about, so I'll just write whatever comes to mind. Freestyle as all the street people say. - I did indeed end up creating a monster the other day when I took Zhombie to the titty bar. I caught the fucker yesterday trying to fuck with my car and saw the look of excessive masturbation on his face (not literally). Heh. - Being the boss is good when shit runs the way it ought to, and few people are around to fuck things up. - I say 'fuck Hezbollah' and let Israel take over. We should donate a year supply of Daisy Cutters to their air force. - I am starting to plateau with my exercise training. I need to increase my weight lifting yet I have a bad elbow and a bad knee I have to manage. The knee really sucks when it comes to running on pavement. - I leave this weekend to go to San Antonio Tex-ass for a few weeks. Paid vacation. You bitches out there know you want to meet me and buy me all sorts of shit because I keep you mildly entertained. Time to pay the Devil his due. - I hate Tex-ass. It is the most Bible-Belty in all the Bible Belt. - If I could live next to any movie star or rock star in the world, I'd live next to Billy Bob Thornton. Watching BAD NEWS BEARS on DVD last night convinces me that him and I would be kick-ass drinking buddies. - I wonder if there are any Muslim porn stars? If so, is the name "Fah-Q" already registered? - I wonder what the world's record for the longest, raunchiest fart has ever been? And if a dude lit it on fire, what color was the flame? - If I were a dictator I'd take over some shit-hole banana republic country and rule it with an iron fist. Literally. And my enemies would feel the iron fist up their ass as I'm planting dynamite up their butt-hole and lighting the fuse. - Kids it's almost time for World War III. And it's about fucking time too. Just give or take a few more years and it's gonna be show-time. - I hope the ESRB goes to hell and video game companies start making raunchy porn games for the suX-Box, PlaySatan and whatever the fuck it is Nintendon't is coming out with next. And I hope it includes midgets too. - I gotta pee after drinking an entire 2 liter of PEPSI-ONE. Until next time....