The Machine Show
Last night I was watching The Man Show Season 3 on DVD and laughing my ass off hysterically, like I normally do when watching the exploits of Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel. Those 2 guys definitely had a formula that worked well and when Comedy Central tried replacing them with those 2 boobs, no wonder it fell apart with the first episode. It just didn't carry the same weight the original series did.
It got me to thinking about possibly having my own show - The Machine Show - where it would be a pale imitation of the show they have, just 10 times more twisted and fucked up than theirs. Here's the kinda thing I was thinking about:
The Machine Show - starring ME, The Machine
Show opens up with me coming out on stage with a black rusted van behind me, painted with all sorts of fucked up shit, with me telling a bunch of dirty jokes. Nothing is sacred either. The Man Show has "Juggies", I have "Slutties" - titty dancers who hop around and give studio members lap dances at random. All of this while the audience drinks shots of Jack Daniels - Man Show was limited to just beer.
Then I move to the Asshole of the Week award - this is given to anyone I know from co-workers and family members alike to public figures and a short bio as to why that person deserves the award is given.
From there we move on interviews with low-lifes from all walks of life - bikers, porn stars, ex-cons, Satanists and death metal band members just to name a few. We do a Q & A session about anything and everything.
Cut scene with some death metal music being played by my hired band - The Short Bus Mafia - and then go to commercial break. The Man Show hired a polka band so this would be my answer to them.
Come back from commercial break and do a "How to" skit - "How to get the blood stains out from the carpet" for example or "How to hide the body".
Then segue into a montage of real-world fucked up video footage - executions, riots, all sorts of human rights violations with a death metal soundtrack to it or something equally fucked up like the Sesame Street song.
From there break into the "Fist Fight Club" where 2 members from the audience are chosen at random to enter a cage and for 5 minutes will be required to beat the living fuck out of eachother with nothing but their bare hands. The winner emerges and gets the loser's wallet.
The Machine Show ends with "Bukkake Girls!" similar to the way the Man Show ends with "Girls jumping on trampolines" - another video montage of facial shots from different porno films wrapped up nicely with an industrial soundtrack to it - think KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Ohgr, Front 242 or Project Pitchfork just to name a few bands.
And there you would have it.
Of course I would have to hire some professional writers most likely although I think the whole corporate angle would ruin my vision, and should instead grab some sick fuckers from the street to help with the material. Ultimately I could just rely on my own imagination since there's alot of repressed shit that I've kept from the public that could fly on something like this. If anyone with some cash wants to fund something like this, just get with me off-line and title the e-mail "Showtime".
Heh.
It got me to thinking about possibly having my own show - The Machine Show - where it would be a pale imitation of the show they have, just 10 times more twisted and fucked up than theirs. Here's the kinda thing I was thinking about:
The Machine Show - starring ME, The Machine
Show opens up with me coming out on stage with a black rusted van behind me, painted with all sorts of fucked up shit, with me telling a bunch of dirty jokes. Nothing is sacred either. The Man Show has "Juggies", I have "Slutties" - titty dancers who hop around and give studio members lap dances at random. All of this while the audience drinks shots of Jack Daniels - Man Show was limited to just beer.
Then I move to the Asshole of the Week award - this is given to anyone I know from co-workers and family members alike to public figures and a short bio as to why that person deserves the award is given.
From there we move on interviews with low-lifes from all walks of life - bikers, porn stars, ex-cons, Satanists and death metal band members just to name a few. We do a Q & A session about anything and everything.
Cut scene with some death metal music being played by my hired band - The Short Bus Mafia - and then go to commercial break. The Man Show hired a polka band so this would be my answer to them.
Come back from commercial break and do a "How to" skit - "How to get the blood stains out from the carpet" for example or "How to hide the body".
Then segue into a montage of real-world fucked up video footage - executions, riots, all sorts of human rights violations with a death metal soundtrack to it or something equally fucked up like the Sesame Street song.
From there break into the "Fist Fight Club" where 2 members from the audience are chosen at random to enter a cage and for 5 minutes will be required to beat the living fuck out of eachother with nothing but their bare hands. The winner emerges and gets the loser's wallet.
The Machine Show ends with "Bukkake Girls!" similar to the way the Man Show ends with "Girls jumping on trampolines" - another video montage of facial shots from different porno films wrapped up nicely with an industrial soundtrack to it - think KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Ohgr, Front 242 or Project Pitchfork just to name a few bands.
And there you would have it.
Of course I would have to hire some professional writers most likely although I think the whole corporate angle would ruin my vision, and should instead grab some sick fuckers from the street to help with the material. Ultimately I could just rely on my own imagination since there's alot of repressed shit that I've kept from the public that could fly on something like this. If anyone with some cash wants to fund something like this, just get with me off-line and title the e-mail "Showtime".
Heh.
posted by Machine at 4:44 PM
1 Comments:
i would definately watch your show:) you should have ppl get piercings and tattoos on the show too. that and if audience members are bad you can have the slutties whip them into submission. that would be fantastic:)
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