'Tis the Season

So now that Thanksgiving has come and gone, people are running around like fucking retards doing their holiday shopping. I have been holed up in my house purposely these past 2 days since it was perfect time for me to knock out a few video games I've had laying around and the fact I didn't want to deal with crowds and all the bullshit in general. I hate the holiday season for this very reason. Not because of my odds with Christianity or any other organized religion for that matter, but because people lose their fucking minds around this time of year. It's like something in the air turns people into fucking morons with a one-track mind. Traffic sucks, parking sucks, and there's always the understaffed cashier who works slow as shit out of resent their company won't hire more part-time work. It happens every year and AAFES is notorious for doing this shit. Even if you're not out in the public, it's fucking impossible to get people to put in a work order since offices are open holiday hours and nobody really feels like doing anything anyways. It's really a pain in the fucking ass. Most of all I hate the bullshit "family" movies more so than the blatant commercialism. Stupid movies like "Miracle on 34th Street" or whatever the fuck it's called, "It's a Wonderful Life", and "A Charlie Brown Christmas" Thankfully I haven't seen this shit in forever but it's the fact there are boobs out there who really dig the shit that it continues to plague us. Why can't we have cool movies instead like "Santa's Hemorrhoid" or "Jesus Christ Mercenary". I can see it now too. Jesus Christ goes into Afghanistan like Rambo and kicks Osama's ass. He flies an A-10 Warthog and has an M-60 he uses and by the time he's done with the terrorists, they're all a giant mountain of gore and carnage. Of course that film would never be made but it would be cool. I suppose the closest thing we could have to a kick-ass holiday film is Bad Santa and its uncut version Badder Santa which had me laughing in tears it was such a fucking hoot. I can easily see myself like that Billy Bob Thornton dude in 10 years. I plan on spending the majority of the holiday season locked up at home. Fuck this gay shit. I'm stock up on munchies and stay glued to my PlaySatan 2 until the madness is over. I advise you to do the same.