Stalker

Well shit. I suppose it was about time something like this was going to happen. Yes kids, THE MACHINE has a STALKER. Well. More of a CYBER-STALKER. What the fuck. Someone with the screen name of dorky_white_chik claims to know me and has met me. She claims to be the niece of someone I know and dropped a name that I don't recognize. Usually I'm pretty good with names of people I know and remember the family of friends and acquaintances I know, but I'm seriously drawing a blank on this one. Is it a case of simple mistaken identity? Or is it someone just fucking with me? Could it be OSI or perhaps some law enforcement agency trying to find out who I really am? Or perhaps some moral brigade out to entrap me into some foul kinda shit? I have no idea. What I DO know is that this person found ME out and claims to know me and I cannot honestly remember who the hell she is - if it's even a "she". Chances are it's some lonely pathetic dude pretending to be a chick and is royally fucked up on the inside. That's even worse. Listen kids, THE MACHINE don't pull sick twisted shit like this. I'm not into underage girls, or sick psychotic fuck-o's masquerading as such. I'm a SADIST that's true but that's as far as it goes. My name ain't Michael Jackson OR Gary Glitter. So. Chances are whoever this stalker is reads this blog and will see that I'm onto their sherade and I'm not falling for it. "Dorky_white_chik" can pack "her" shit and hit the road. Go bother some balding 38 year old dork that lives in his mother's basement and collects D&D figurines. Now leave me the fuck alone already. (side note: If any of you assholes know how I can ping Yahoo IM profile names, get with me off line and give me the details. I want to expose this psycho for who they really are.)