Dork and the Spring Chicken

So Dork is going to take over the Spring Chicken. It's been decided. He has passed his German Driver's test and is already on the road as we speak. We shook hands on it yesterday so it's a done-deal. I suppose I'll miss the Spring Chicken for what it's worth - $500. I'm glad that I don't have to worry about maintenance and all that B.S. That fucking death-trap on wheels can be their grave and not mine. Heh. Aside from that we had a fair dumping of snow. All that balls-freezing weather we had this past week meant something after all. Mother Nature decided to shit and then get off the pot. Maybe it will all melt and go away soon enough. Zhombie let me borrow another one of his shitty movies - A Day Without a Mexican. Listen kids, this is another waste of film. In a nutshell it deals with the illegal immigration problem that California is plagued with and how suddenly "if" all the Messicans that work on the farms were to magically disappear, our economy would come to a grinding halt and pandemonium would ensue. That is complete and utter horseshit. Ca ca, mi amigo. Throughout the film they boast all sorts of facts how they're vital to America, but they fail to address the issue that Vincente Fox isn't taking care of his countries problems. Instead, he pawns them off on us. Also, not every Sancho coming to America does so under honest intentions. I won't bore you with fact - just read the news. The bottom line is that I won't borrow any more of Zhombie's movies since they suck and they're not worth my time.