Feel the Burn

I love working out at the gym. Pumping iron. Lifting weights. Whatever you wanna call it. It's a great stress reliever and you can check out all the hot chicks that are there doing the same thing. They're wearing practically nothing AND IT'S ENCOURAGED! I love it! Of course you have some of these 400 pound beasts who could double for Oprah Winfrey or Kirstie Alley on a good day, but for the most part it's a meat market without the alcohol or loud shitty music. Yesterday ENRIQUE and I hit the weights hard. Motherfucker. My arms are burning and it's that GOOD BURN too. I fucking love it. It was the first time I've switched over from weight machines to actual free weights in a long time and it's just too awesome. I've been walking around all day today with my arms and chest sore as a Jenna Jameson's ass at a porn shoot. It fucking rocks. One thing that I wonder about is how younger kids today are so GODDAMNED FAT. I mean borderline obesity we're talking here - 19, 20 year olds that look like living Garbage Pail Kids or something - that fucking gross, especially all the fat chicks that try squeezing into those hip-hugger pants but leave it all hanging out instead. It's practically the Speedo for women. Normally I enjoy looking at a woman's figure but when I see some beast sporting a thong that's bulging out of her canyon, I wanna get some of that crack-spackle they talked about on THE MAN SHOW and plug that disgusting thing up or something. I think the military should place stricter standards on these fat-asses with little to no mercy. I used to be a fat-ass myself before I lost 8 inches off my waist so I don't wanna hear it. If I can do it, so can they. I foresee the American public getting fatter within the next 10 - 20 years. It's just plain as day. If I ever have any kids of my own I'm going to make those little fuckers run around like crazy. Sure they can play video games all they want to, but at the very least they're going to join me at the gym and pump iron like their mean old man will be doing. I'll be 60 years old and still in better shape than most people one day. Mark my words.