Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Asshole




Heh.

I must make the Baby Jesus cry at the amount of kittens that die on a regular basis.



Heh.

posted by Machine at 7:32 PM 3 comments

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Yakuza

Get some. It's like being back in Tokyo all over again. Roppongi. Ueno. Shibuya. Shinjuku. All rolled in one. If you need to find me, I'll be at the Soap Land! Heh.

posted by Machine at 4:07 PM 0 comments

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Show me the money love

Heh. You assholes show me some love.

Send all your money to ME - THE MACHINE - and you can rest assured I'll spend it well.


Heh.

posted by Machine at 7:58 PM 0 comments

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

2007

We'll see how it goes.

posted by Machine at 6:39 PM 0 comments

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