Ich sollte mein hausaufgabe machen
I should be doing my German homework right now but instead am taking the moment to update my blog.
Spring is finally here in Germany and the weather has been nice for the past week and a half. The sun is staying out longer and people are making the most of it. Last week was Hexenacht and I spent the night banging the hell outta my girlfriend, instead of pulling out the altar and giving the Man Downstairs some props. The way I see it, every time I have sex, I'm paying homage to El Jeffe in my own special way. He gets the front row seat and whispers dirty little secrets in my ear as to what the ladies really like, and yah know what? No complaints yet! Anycase the kids down the street toilet-papered the houses and a bunch of birds shit on my car. Fucking birds.
Turns out I'm alot closer to a Bachelor's Degree in German studies than I imagined. To be honest I've been doing this as a hobby but one of my classmates pointed out that I need only 2 or 3 more classes and I qualify for the degree. Holy shit. I suppose anything is possible if you stick with it long enough.
If my girlfriend isn't bitching me out this weekend I'll be playing Grand Theft Auto IV. The game rocks. Fuck that stupid Iron Man movie for all I care - I'd rather run around Liberty City car-jacking and pick up hookers instead. The game even lets you get shit-faced with your cousin and if you attempt to drive, you get a DUI from the cops!! How cool is that? There's alot more stuff you can do that I need to discover.
In the meantime, I need to get back to my homework and contribute to my 2.0 GPA.
Heh.
Spring is finally here in Germany and the weather has been nice for the past week and a half. The sun is staying out longer and people are making the most of it. Last week was Hexenacht and I spent the night banging the hell outta my girlfriend, instead of pulling out the altar and giving the Man Downstairs some props. The way I see it, every time I have sex, I'm paying homage to El Jeffe in my own special way. He gets the front row seat and whispers dirty little secrets in my ear as to what the ladies really like, and yah know what? No complaints yet! Anycase the kids down the street toilet-papered the houses and a bunch of birds shit on my car. Fucking birds.
Turns out I'm alot closer to a Bachelor's Degree in German studies than I imagined. To be honest I've been doing this as a hobby but one of my classmates pointed out that I need only 2 or 3 more classes and I qualify for the degree. Holy shit. I suppose anything is possible if you stick with it long enough.
If my girlfriend isn't bitching me out this weekend I'll be playing Grand Theft Auto IV. The game rocks. Fuck that stupid Iron Man movie for all I care - I'd rather run around Liberty City car-jacking and pick up hookers instead. The game even lets you get shit-faced with your cousin and if you attempt to drive, you get a DUI from the cops!! How cool is that? There's alot more stuff you can do that I need to discover.
In the meantime, I need to get back to my homework and contribute to my 2.0 GPA.
Heh.
posted by Machine at 7:24 PM
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