Out
So, 1 Jan of this year marked my final departure from the military. I am now a free man!!! HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!
Alot of shit happened there towards the end where I just no longer gave a damn, and really didn't want to focus too much of what was required of me in uniform. Of course, I complied with whatever the assholes above me required me to do, but past that, I wasn't going to give them anything more than I had to. At least I got the last laugh.
I can now safely say without a doubt that I am an expatriate, and that I fed up with alot of the shit our government is doing, primarily the way they are handling the federal deficit. If we would only legalize prostitution and marijuana the same way the Dutch have done, we would easily make up the difference for what the bullshit wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and our involvement in Libya have costed us. I'd rather fuck and get high than fight any day of the week!
Republicans and Democrats are just opposite sides of the same coin - they're both assholes and are both being controlled by the corporations and businesses that donate millions of dollars to push their agendas. Did you really think that any change was going to happen when Obama stepped into office? Moron. The only thing he did was push legislation to let the gays openly serve, which means they can now have open circle-jerks in the gym showers on base, and they won't get into any trouble for getting jizz in your eye. Plus, they don't have to make up any stories for getting the genital warts cut out of their ass when they see the doctor as well? Think I'm making this shit up? I worked in a hospital as a medical technician and a records clerk, and I've seen it all. The truth is no matter who gets elected into office next, we're all equally fucked.
And finally, I get to grow my hair out and get sleeve tattoos if I so desire. I'm currently working on the hair, but I need to decide what kind of tatts I want to get, and whether or not I will go ahead with them. Getting paid $50 - 60k a year would go down the toilet in a heartbeat if I go to a job interview looking like Rob Zombie. You can call me a sell-out and that's fine, but being broke and 20 is kinda cool and to a certain extent expected, however being broke and 40 is not. Right now I'm chilling out like Kevin Spacey did in that film American Beauty, where I'm working a job that has no responsibility, and allows me to wear my KMFDM t-shirts to work all day. I just need to find a 20-something hottie to start banging and I'm in like Flynn. I heard that Mena Suvari just got divorced.....
Heh.
Alot of shit happened there towards the end where I just no longer gave a damn, and really didn't want to focus too much of what was required of me in uniform. Of course, I complied with whatever the assholes above me required me to do, but past that, I wasn't going to give them anything more than I had to. At least I got the last laugh.
I can now safely say without a doubt that I am an expatriate, and that I fed up with alot of the shit our government is doing, primarily the way they are handling the federal deficit. If we would only legalize prostitution and marijuana the same way the Dutch have done, we would easily make up the difference for what the bullshit wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and our involvement in Libya have costed us. I'd rather fuck and get high than fight any day of the week!
Republicans and Democrats are just opposite sides of the same coin - they're both assholes and are both being controlled by the corporations and businesses that donate millions of dollars to push their agendas. Did you really think that any change was going to happen when Obama stepped into office? Moron. The only thing he did was push legislation to let the gays openly serve, which means they can now have open circle-jerks in the gym showers on base, and they won't get into any trouble for getting jizz in your eye. Plus, they don't have to make up any stories for getting the genital warts cut out of their ass when they see the doctor as well? Think I'm making this shit up? I worked in a hospital as a medical technician and a records clerk, and I've seen it all. The truth is no matter who gets elected into office next, we're all equally fucked.
And finally, I get to grow my hair out and get sleeve tattoos if I so desire. I'm currently working on the hair, but I need to decide what kind of tatts I want to get, and whether or not I will go ahead with them. Getting paid $50 - 60k a year would go down the toilet in a heartbeat if I go to a job interview looking like Rob Zombie. You can call me a sell-out and that's fine, but being broke and 20 is kinda cool and to a certain extent expected, however being broke and 40 is not. Right now I'm chilling out like Kevin Spacey did in that film American Beauty, where I'm working a job that has no responsibility, and allows me to wear my KMFDM t-shirts to work all day. I just need to find a 20-something hottie to start banging and I'm in like Flynn. I heard that Mena Suvari just got divorced.....
Heh.
posted by Machine at 11:14 PM
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