Reunion in Seattle (Melanie)

So how many dicks does the average woman take in her lifetime? And will they sell themselves short just for anything over 6 inches when it comes to getting involved with some dude who is dumber than dog shit, has a criminal record the size of Long Island, but can hit that fucking G-spot like an F-16 on afterburner?

I returned to the States for the first time in over 5 years this month, and I went to go have it out with a former love interest of mine. For those of you who remember Melanie (and for those of you who care), she ended up hooking up with some dude who can't even spell the word "face" properly on Facebook, despite having it there in front of him when making a post, however he would put most black guys to shame with the amount of meat the 'Good Lord' has blessed him with, apparently. As I spoke with her, explaining all the shit I had to get off my chest, it was apparent to me that sex was the only thing keeping them together. And the fact she had a 2 year old since she wasn't smart enough to use birth control. This guy is a fucking retard who made out like a bandit by hooking up with her, and has no educational skills to fall back on. The only saving grace in my opinion is that he's a good father to his daughter, but aside from that, nothing else.

It's well established that if you throw some pussy in front of the average guy, he's gonna take it, and then he's gonna brag about it to his buddies over some beers on a Friday night. Yet it seems to me that women won't be open with how many cocks they've sucked, or have had cream-pied in any three of their holes, the same way us dudes are so open about how much pussy we've boned. Considering all the Femin-nazi bullshit from Gloria Steinem and the 70's Women's Libs movement that was produced, you would think that more women would rise up to the moment and talk about how much they enjoy having a gang-bang or how they just love that 'sexual chocolate'. Even the dildos you use are black, huge and veiny.

I know you're all full of shit when you bitches say you're not 'that way'. You should all have mileage meters hooked up to your vaginas, showing us guys the truth. Yearly calibrations would be done during your OB/GYN visit, just like going to a Jiffy Lube and being told when to return to get the oil changed on your car. You'd rather have some two-bit thug who can sling dick on a regular basis, and you know it. Just admit it already.

I hope you all get herpes.


Heh.