Writing a Book

What do Tucker Max, The Bunny, and myself all have in common? Well, that is besides being a narcissistic asshole, a pre-medicated nut-job, and someone whose view of reality is seriously lacking?

Answer: All 3 of us have written books or are about to (in my case).

I've decided that after being a government employee for the past 20+ years, it's time I write a personal account of everything that I've accomplished and have witnessed first hand. While it will serve more so as a form of cheap therapy for me, hopefully I can make a buck or two off it once it's finished, and it gets picked up for publication. The way I see, I'm not looking for Pulitzer Prize material, but if can support my video game habit, get me a drink or two, or get me laid, then two out of three ain't so bad.

Naturally it would include excerpts from this blog, my meanderings on various forums of the internet, as well as real life experience. Every geeky, awkward, fucked-up, self-deprecating moment penned from my misanthropic memory will be turned into print, to include pictures and illustrations as necessary. Names will be changed to protect the guilty, and events will be embellished if it helps the story move along. Ultimately it may become inaccurate at worst, but it will prove to be entertaining at best.

So, I'll get to working on it here in a little bit, once I figure out how I want to present it all. I just need to first get drunk, bang a bunch of broads, overdose on Prozac and then I can brag to the world how much of an asshole I really am.

Heh.