Girlfriends

Holy crap.

I turn around and look what happens to me. The Machine now has a girlfriend.

Yes, you read that right.

I finally have someone to indulge my every twisted desire and she enjoys it too. She likes Silent Hill, South Park, and Opeth, and has sparked my muse once again. While I won't say that she's high maintenance, she does require alot of attention which she is more than willing to reciprocate. As far as I am concerned, I get directly what I put into this relationship with her (something so few women whom I have dated have done).

I won't go into the hows and the whys this all came about, and you the viewer should be thankful that there is such a thing known as 'birth control' out there, and that she is using it. The world could not stand another one of me running around.

Surprisingly this has mellowed me out a whole helluva lot. I suppose being able to 'relieve pressure' has its advantages for a change.

I dunno how long this thing is gonna last, if it is even a thing, but I for one am really digging it for a change. I'm gonna roll with it for the time being.


You bitches were warned. This devil gets his due.



Heh.