Sunday, February 25, 2007

The Japanese Dream Demon





I dreamt last night I was caught stealing the souls of the girls I meet, and transporting them back to Hell on the short bus.



Heh.

posted by Machine at 12:32 PM 5 comments

Monday, February 19, 2007

Scarface: The World is Yours

Heh. I've had my hands full with this little gem this past week. Playing as Tony Montana has me questioning my ethics - what little left I have - and by that I mean I had a dream the other night I was a dealer selling blow like Scarface himself. I think it's time to put the controller down and go back to internet porn for a while. Heh.

posted by Machine at 8:16 AM 3 comments

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Happy Valentine's Day




Yep.


I'll be spanking it again this year.





P.S. Ruckus would you be mine Valentine?



Heh.

posted by Machine at 5:16 PM 5 comments

Monday, February 05, 2007

Getting ready for Valentine's Day






Heh.

posted by Machine at 7:02 PM 4 comments

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